Battle of the Wills

Hello Human Blog Readers, I finally get control of the laptop again after running around the apartment this morning, exploring…

Allergies and Heat

If anyone has tried carrying me or picking me up, you will know that I am a pretty solid pear,…

The Prayer of The Cat*

Lord,I am the cat.It is not, exactly, that I have something to ask of You!No –I ask nothing of anyone…

Adopt The Old Ones First

I, Champagne am a rescue cat. I am a survivor of human cruelty, and my housemates Cherry and Lolita are…

Cat Philosophy

To err is entirely human, to be divinely correct is feline. Trip if you must, but never apologise for looking…